This snake was born with a hipster moustache and sunglasses
Here’s a slippery snake you might be finding slithering around the coolest bars in Shoreditch in future.
The serpent was born with the defining hipster look of sunglasses and moustache, making it the perfect fit with the cool London kids.
In fact, the moustache is even curled at the side, making it the most stylish snake that’s ever lived.
Texas Parks and Wildlife posted photos of the Western rat snake with its striking features just casually moving around in the wild.
Moustached serpent: Hipster snake is cooler than you (Twitter/@TPWDparks)
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They wrote alongside: “We mustache you to #lookclose – have you ever seen a snake with sunglasses?!”
One tweeter suggested it should be called Zorro due to its markings sharing similarities with the dashing outlaw.
The question is - what exactly is hipster snake’s diet?
He may traditionally eat small mammals and other critters but we can’t help thinking that he would just KILL for a Tofu wrap and some vegetable crisps.
Top pic: Twitter/@TPWDparks
