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Dr. Pimple Popper Pops A Never-Ending 'Bloomin' Onion' Cyst In New Vid

Dr. Pimple Popper Pops A Never-Ending 'Bloomin' Onion' Cyst In New Vid
  • Dermatologist Sandra Lee, MD, a.k.a. Dr. Pimple Popper just tackled a massive recurring cyst that just wouldn't budge!

  • For a full 16 minutes, the good doctor takes her time squeezing, tugging, and yanking just to get everything out—including the sac.

  • Toward the end of the video, Dr. P tells us that cysts can recur, especially when the entirety of the cyst (or its sac) isn’t removed properly.


If there is one thing we know about Dermatologist Sandra Lee, MD, a.k.a. Dr. Pimple Popper it’s that she is up for a challenge, especially when it comes to cysts: There was the “grits and chives” cyst, the “taco Tuesday” cyst, and the truly disturbing ear cyst that she had to remove using a syringe.

So you just know she was all in when her patient presented her with a “bloomin’ onion” cyst that many other doctors and family members have tackled in the past. But don’t worry—this giant bump was no match for the doctor! This new YouTube video is more than 16 minutes long, so kick back and enjoy!

Dr. P started off slow with some numbing spray and an incision down the center of this stubborn cyst. Unfortunately for the doctor’s assistant, the numbing spray jetted right back out as soon as the squeezing commenced—a workplace hazard that comes with the job, I suppose.

Once the numbing spray debacle was cleaned up, Dr. P got in there and squeezed out a never-ending, mind-boggling amount of greige cyst goo. (This is undoubtedly not the medical term, but you watch the video and tell me, what would you call it?)

This recurring cyst was broken into pieces from a previous botched removal, which definitely added to the bloomin’ onion comparison. (Apparently, a cyst can come back when the entirety of the sac isn't properly removed.) Apologies to the OutBack franchise but some re-branding may be necessary.

Then, it was time for the sac to come out, and just hold on to your hats, Popaholics! It gets even more gruesome from here as Dr. P attempts to yank it all out. After a sort of piecemeal removal and a lot of tugging, this sac comes rushing on out like it’s late for a party. And for the record, the sac looked more like raw (and mangled) tripe than a bloomin’ onion. Dr. P’s patient had a good sense of humor about all this, quipping at one point that the cyst was “years in the making.”

I need to highlight this one comment that has me chuckling: “One of these days Dr Lee will cut into a patient, and the creature from Alien will pop out, and she’ll say ‘Oh look! You have a pet! How cute!’”

Don’t we all forward to that day?!

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